Why Apps are Slow

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If you're wondering how to make a slow and buggy app, here's how:
1. Take shortcuts to get the app launched.
2. Add fancy features and don't worry about the boring stuff, like performance.
3. When customers ask and complain about defects, let them know about the new loading bar!
Don't believe me? Just take a look at Microsoft Teams!

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Item Type Description	Two things you should never run out of: coffee and internet connection! This mug helps with exactly one of those.
Material	Strong and durable ceramic with print that won't fade.
Maintenance	This mug can be cleaned using a dishwasher or by hand with normal dish soap and warm water.
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